Lil’ Jon, a good friend of mine from the old days of Nite Time Party, sent me this video. This guy takes in rescue birds, and got a full grown parrot in this ‘tiny ass’ cage. So he decided to destroy the cage. Another parrot, Pebbles, was furious that someone would use such a small cage.

Not only have I watched it about 69 times since Lil’ Jon sent it to me, I’ve peed my pants twice laughing so hard!  Maybe peed my pants is overdoing it. Let’s just say I piddled a little not once, not thrice, but twice!

The first time was when I first saw the video while waiting to use the bathroom. The second time was when my wife pointed out that the bird sounds exactly like her yelling at me from upstairs! You know, where the only word you can understand is f__k!

So I wanna warn you to empty your bladder before I flip you the bird…

You good?

Okay here you go!